doktorgirlfriend:

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

(via sinnpuppet-deactivated20180321)

fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

(via an-actual-stone)

jasoncorpsedotcom:

buddhabrand:

merchants

I am interested in their wares

(Source: cut-off-all-my-fingers, via gothdumpling)

sixpenceee:

Ammonite sink, by HighTech

(Source: sixpenceee, via omgsnails)

sweetcribs:

too cute

(Source: heartsnmagic, via boozygoathornedmenace)

latenightskates:

do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame

(via caprinosun)

egowave:

kropotkindersurprise:

January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]

happy 1 year anniversary!!!

(via an-actual-stone)

petite-faerie:

Sternum Tattoo ✨

(via boozygoathornedmenace)